What Makes Richard H. Girard Stink?
Is Stinky's rudeness rooted in a sense of personal inadequacy?
Manchester,
N.H. – The most surprising development at the recent meeting of the
Administration Committee of the Board of Mayor and Aldermen that was tackling
the “Spice” overdose epidemic was the appearance of reactionary radio talk show
host Rich Girard in the aldermanic chambers. It was the first public appearance
by the man known as “Stinky” since the news of his sexting of a fan broke in
the press.
The
question on the minds of many people I have encountered since breaking the
Girard sexting scandal is simple: What makes Rich stink? What makes him such a
loathsome lout, so willing to attack others in the most vicious manner
possible, not only engaging in petty personal attacks but reveling in the pain
he causes? What makes this poisonous toad then croak “Victim!” as soon as his
stunning hypocrisy is revealed? What makes this man such a shameless bully?
What spun his soul into that of a world class phony who cried crocodile tears
during the first half hour of his show after he was caught with his pants down,
who then merrily went back to business in the second half hour after delivering
his transparently false mea culpa?
Didn’t
Measure Up
The
diminutive, balding reactionary gadfly apparently always was a pain the
backside, even as a kid attending Parkside Junior High.
“He
was a needler, even then,” one man who knew him when he was an adolescent told
me recently. “Always needling, trying to push someone’s buttons.”
Another
woman who had known Girard at this same time told me some months ago that Rich
the kid had been a quarrelsome, obnoxious child, a true brat who always
complained about everything. She found his behavior stunning in light of the
fact that his parents were such dear, sweet people. She also told me she had
recently encountered him after many years and was appalled by the fact that he
hadn’t changed at all. He was a 40-something adolescent.
When
I asked the man I was interviewing about this, he agreed that Girard was
obnoxious.
“He’s
mean,” the man said. “It comes from a sense of inadequacy. He was never good at
sports. He never measured up.”
For
an adolescent with the normal desire to fit in, his failure to excel at sports,
in which he evaluated himself against other boys his age, apparently was
devastating. An obstreperous child to begin with, his humiliation in junior
high, as he was making the transition to young manhood, turned him bitter.
“A
needler,” the man repeated. “A bully.”
Not
a physical bully, but one deft in psychological warfare.
“He
was known as ‘Stinky’ even then,” I was told, which startled me.
Jealousy
It
is not much of a secret that Rich Girard is obsessed with Joe Kelly Levassseur,
in a most unhealthy way.
“Simple
jealousy,” one Queen City politico told me. “He would like to be Joe.”
How
so? I asked this man who was a player behind the scenes. I told him I knew
Girard was a failure as a politician, having been humiliated when he gave up
his alderman-at-large seat to run for mayor a baker’s dozen years ago. He had
failed as a politician, while Joe was still going strong. I pointed out that
Girard’s still burning hope to be mayor had been dashed by the sex scandal.
“Oh,
don’t count on that,” the politico said. “Stinky will always want to be mayor.
Joe Kelly wants to be mayor. Everybody wants to be mayor.
I
didn’t tell him I had no desire to be mayor. What I did was ask him what was
the real germ of the animus Stinky has for Levasseur. Ideology? The fact that
he was a factotum and water carrier for The Wiz and now plays lickspittle to
Uncle Teddy Gatsas while Joe remains his own man?
The
politico sighed.
“Simple
jealousy,” he repeated. “Look, Joe is tall and good looking,” the latter of
which was a revelation to me, “and is popular among regular people, not your
typical insider [expletive deleted].”
I
admitted that I was surprised by how many Democrats, even liberals, liked Joe
personally, respecting his “testicular fortitude”, to use a Tammy Simmonsism.
“Joe
is our Manny Ramirez,” the politico said. “Just like Manny being Manny was
‘Manny being Manny’….”
“Joe
being Joe is ‘Joe being Joe’.”
“Bingo,”
he politico said. “He’s also changing, maturing, probably since he became a
father. Having children, having children you care for, and being with a good
woman will do that to a man who was as reckless as Joe has been.”
The
Future
“Look,”
the politico said, “Joe has a future. Stinky has what? He’s totally dependent
on the good graces of Will Infantine, and don’t believe any of that [expletive
deleted] about Infantine wanting to fire Stinky. Infantine would be lost
without Stinky. He does all the work at the station.”
“The
same station that Infantine told me he didn’t own?”
“Bingo.”
It
was time for the politico to make his exit.
“Listen,
and I will say it slowly that so even a concrete-headed half-Irishman like you
can understand: Stinky… is … jealous … of … Joe.
“He’d
like to be six feet tall instead of four feet ten. He’d like to be the ‘Hail
fellow well met’ type of regular guy that people enjoy being with. He’d like to
own a popular spot that people like coming to. He’d like to be in a healthy
relationship rather than being the bullying paterfamilias chez Girard
and hiding in the rumpus room, making like some horny old fart on the sly,
begging for nookie from some poor kid handed around like a joint by the
libertarians.”
He
then hit me with a bombshell. “You do know that Stinky introduced the girl to
Phil Greazzo, and Greazzo took her to a Republican bash, don’t you, or are your
sources drying up?”
While
I was digesting that bit of information, the politico gave me his parting
remarks: “Would you rather be Joe Levasseur, who some day just might be mayor,
or a bitter little handyman, a messenger taking orders from Infantine and
delivering messages for him and Mayor Fatass?
“You
know the answer,” he said. “When Stinky dies and by some miracle gets to
heaven, he’s going to yell at god for letting him lose to Bob Baines.”
Personal
Inadequacy
Is
it a sense of personal inadequacy that is the root cause of Rich “Stinky”
Girard’s bullying behavior and habitual nastiness? Is it a sense of personal
inadequacy that fuels the jealousy that has made Stinky the self-appointed
nemesis of Alderman Joe Kelly Levasseur?
Is
Rich Girard’s failure to measure up to his male peers the root cause of his
appalling treatment of women? Not only did he try to sexually exploit a
vulnerable young woman fan who looked up at him as a hero, but sources tell me
that he sexually harassed a woman employee at his Primerica financial services
office. The woman reportedly quit when Primerica did not take her charges
seriously.
Apparently,
she was not the only woman Girard had harassed, but the first one that
complained to his bosses. Girard reportedly was given a pass by Primerica as he
was a top producer for the high-pressure financial services company many in the
industry consider little better than a pyramid scheme. It’s little wonder that
Girard, always ready to exploit the vulnerable, remains firmly ensconced at Primerica.
Rumors
about Girard the sex harasser have circulated among the Queen City cognoscenti
long before I began writing about local Manchester politics. The rumor of
Girard the sex harasser is a near universal “tip” I receive from people whom I
interview about Girard.
If
the sources are right and Girard did indeed sexually harass his former
Primerica employee, this completes a portrait of a profoundly troubled man
working out his inadequacies not just on his perceived (and mostly imaginary)
enemies, but more troublingly, on vulnerable women. Girard, a “Professional
Christian” in his public life, likes to pose as the savior and defender of
women and families. He is nothing of the sort; rather, he is the most
monumental hypocrite in Queen City history since the passing of William Loeb.
Weeks
before the sexting scandal broke, I appeared on television and predicted that I
would not be surprised if Rich Girard was caught in a sexually compromising
situation. That came to pass. Do not be surprised if, in the near future, other
rumors about Girard turn out to be true.