Joe What's His Name is the 1st Aldermen to be censured in 159 years, I hear
All you folks in the Queen City that went to sleep fer five years and suddenly came out o' your comas need to know: It's all right! There, there... relax.
Billy Shea & Joe Lawrence (a.k.a. "Kelly") Levasseur are bosom pals now, united by their shared love (and puckered lips sealed to the arse) of Theodore Gatsas, the only person in New Hampshire history to be elected to the Executive Council after covering up a high school rape for nearly two years.
But most important, Levasseur (who claims to be 3/4s Greek despite the French-Canadian last name and the Irish moniker that graced the hash-slinger's defunct pizzeria), is reconciled with hour, the Honorable and Very Humble Richard H. Girard.
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